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Jacob's list of names to give his kids, currently missing in action due to the destruction of Jacob's computer. Clocks in at over 300 names. It is an ancient tome of wisdom that the SAGuys (Jake, alone) want to pore over. One of the SAGuys Historical Documents, along with the SAGuys Cookery Book, and the AoE Tourney spreadsheet.

Below is the entire list, as found archived, last edited on 25/11/2010:

The list of names Jacob will give his many children

1. One
2. Two
3. Four
4. Noser Brown
5. Keybeard
6. Miles Prower
7. Sonic the Hedgehog
8. Optimus Prime
9. Link
10. Zelda
11. Ganondorf Dragmire
12. Dante
13. Alastor
14. Belphegor
15. Jesus Christ
16. Davis
17. Chang Hun
18. Hang Chun
19. Chan Hung
20. Han Chung
21. La Fawnduh
22. Harry Potter
23. Amy Rose
24. Ronald Weasley
25. Roonil Wazlib
26. Hermione Granger
27. Dobby
28. The Doctor
29. The Master
30. Nigger
31. Agent Jay
32. Agent Spin
33. Agent Chieftain
34. Hey!
35. Ash Ketchum
36. Pikachu
37. Mewtwo
38. Jigglypuff
39. Thomas Lamey
40. Xeno
41. Bob
42. Laura
43. BUTTNUG
44. Earth
45. Fire
46. Wind
47. Water
48. Heart
49. Go Planet
50. Bottom Bun
51. Top Bun
52. Jeff Veasey
53. CJayC
54. LlamaGuy
55. Marcel Larverdet
56. Will Smith
57. Samuel L Jackson
58. Obi Wan Kenobi
59. Anakin Skywalker
60. Starscream
61. Megatron
62. Bumblebee
63. Soundwave
64. Fang the Sniper
65. Nack the Weasel
66. Shadow the Hedgehog
67. Ivo Robotnik
68. Gerald Robotnik
69. Maria Robotnik
70. Knuckles the Echidna
71. Ray the Squirrel
72. Bean the Dynamite Duck
73. Bark the Bear
74. Vector the Crocodile
75. Charmy Bee
76. Espio the Chameleon
77. Staples McJesus
78. Ronald McDonald
79. Rouge the Bat
80. Silver the Hedgehog
81. Blaze the Cat
82. Mephiles the Dark
83. Eggman
84. Qui Gonn Jin
85. Palpatine
86. Davis
87. Remus Lupin
88. Nymphadora Tonks
89. Davis
90. Lord Voldemort
91. Davis
92. Tom Marvolo Riddle
93. Ross
94. Jaycob
95. Jacob Jr
96. Jay Jay
97. Jakey Cakes
98. Jakey Poo
99. Mark Dennis
100. Dark Mennis
101. Denmark
102. Kram Sinned
103. Jakey Wakey
104. Xenochria
105. Viktor Krum
106. Chainsaw Gutsfuck
107. Dick
108. Shit
109. Fuck
110. Davis
111. Bitch
112. Bastard
113. Lu Shi
114. LUEshi
115. Clock Spider
116. Lime Cat
117. O Rly
118. Ya Rly
119. No Wai
120. Srsly
121. Mario Mario
122. Luigi Mario
123. Cloud Strife
124. Sephiroth
125. Uncle Phil
126. Carlton
127. Aeris Dies
128. Severus Snape
129. Albus Dumbledore
130. Aberforth Dumbledore
131. Ariana Dumbledore
132. Solid Snake
133. Liquid Snake
134. Revolver Ocelot
135. Raiden
136. Roy Campbell
137. Psycho Mantis
138. Bernice Juach III
139. DaxFlame
140. Hentia
141. Mohammed
142. Dominic Ainseel
143. chuckyhacks
144. Sir Charles Hackington
145. Green Link
146. Red Link
147. Blue Link
148. Davis
149. Violet Link
150. Adolf Hitler
151. Mew
152. Hector Stevenson
153. Accident
154. Broken Condom
155. Forgot To Take The Pill
156. Unwanted
157. Microsoft
158. Ikea
159. Sonic Team
160. Tesco
161. Asda
162. Walmart
163. Emo McSlittywrists
164. Avis 'Tet~' Ricely
165. Haggis
166. Stalin
167. Mussolini
168. Other Children
169. The Parasite
170. Davis Davis Davis
171. Lamey Lameass McLamerson
172. Gord
173. Oden
174. Willia
175. FireFox
176. Internet Explorer
177. Netscape
178. Opera
179. 179
180. TMA-1
181. Rae Dumping (For Dom, Jake's Variant)
182. Gluteus Maximus
183. Qaz
184. 456
185. Acchi Muite Gets
186. Davis 
187. HarmoniousSymbiosis
188. Tom Lamey
189. Kingside Castling
190. Queenside Castling
191. En Passant
192. Zug Zwang
193. Light Bishop
194. Dark Bishop
195. Ranks
196. Files
197. Queen to E3
198. Pope Hilarius
199. WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
200. Requeem
201. UnfathOHmable
202. Fazzon
203. Sai-an
204. ROOpee
205. loldom
206. Water Gun
207. Last.fm
208. The GUH Face
209. Weeaboo
210. Zwischenzug
211. Threefold Repetition 
212. Stalemate
213. On a role
214. My Computer
215. My Documents
216. Sonic Heroes
217. Tomtoror
218. ImmortalityOtaku
219. [organic/synthetic]
220. [half man/half nuclear power station]
221. GiantMushroom
222. Moskau Moskau
223. Davis
224. HaliodXerrox
225. Helios
226. EndTransmisson
227. Jared
228. Buzz
229. Larry
230. Chuck
231. Britney
232. Little Jimmy Urine
233. Leonidas
234. International Cheese Centre
235. Dom is a wap fag
236. VGL was really cool
237. Oh damn I forgot
238. Wapping
239. Waqas Ahmad
240. Sojax
241. Ainscough
242. SputnikBleeps
243. Painseel
244. Davis
245. BleepPulse
246. DaxFlamey
247. DaxFlamery
248. Black Link
249. Owen
250. Dan
251. Davis McLielie Davis
252. Canyonero
253. Special K
254. Kris
255. Ket
256. TIPPERS
257. Wilcare
258. Kensington
259. Dominic Ains. Co.
260. Davis Mills
261. Alfie
262. Lamey Davis
263. Davis Lamey
264. Haw Flakes
265. LoneAirwave
266. Davis
267. Darius
268. Ben Bailey
269. Enterlamement
270. Thomas Adam
271. Adam Thomas
272. vvvvvvvvvvvvg
273. Figuire Eight
274. R!
275. Mlz Hlnd
276. Thereby
277. WOORRR
278. 5.148.11.72
279. Wybrow
280. Plamey
281. Davis
282. Dominic Ainscoe
283. Machiroku
284. RP: 0
285. Chaos = Order
286. Ampersand
287. Carat
288. Astericks
289. Parenthesis
290. Tilde
291. Apostrophe
292. Windows Key
293. O'Hearty
294. B3
295. Cobton
296. Lukas Xandr Holloway
297. Jared "Brains" Davis
298. Micky "Blue-eyes" Marino
299. Dominic "Fingers" Lamey 
300. King Leonidas
301. Pyro "Legs" McGee
302. Sam "Shorty" Evans
303. Lamey "Lameass" McLamerson
304. Gruff
305. SpiritualMachine
306. Davis "Davis" Davis
307. Blasphemey
308. Halo Threeeeee, Halo Threeeeee
309. LordoftheCheeze
310. FRUDD
311. Super Hands
312. Cotton Eye Joe
313. Royal Mail
314. Geraldine
315. Wrongy
316. Kevin Eleven
317. Home Dude
318. DOMINATOR PAINSKILL
319. James Smith
320. Adam James Davis
321. Lamey James Lamey
322. DAVIS LAFAWNDA STEVENSANSHI AINSCOE NOSERBROWN JACOBDESU LAMEY MILLS   
323. Mother Rucknig
324. Ainsdale
325. Davis
326. Ainsworth
327. Ant Monk
328. Hot Ginger Chick
329. Hot Guitar Hero Chick
330. Rae
331. Raeminic Ainscoe
332. Machinae Supremacy
333. He Is Legend
334. System of a Down
335. Blindside
336. DJ Sharpnel
337. DJ Sully
338. Chris Thomas
339. Ross Claire Bennet
340. Jaffatologist
341. TaKymatika
342. Arsing Christ
343. Ferrero Rocher
344. Cacophony
345. Visual Basic
346. Microsoft Access
347. Davis
348. Sibelius
349. Cubase
350. Fruity Loops
351. 720^8 degree kickflip
352. Archemedes
353. Aristotle
354. Tesla
355. Descartes
356. Cortana
357. Pro Tools
358. Psychochria
359. Artemecien
360. CleverJakes1
361. Sikvecken
362. Daisy
363. artmonkeyman
364. beavercake
365. silverchicken
366. Judy Nails
367. Gravemind
368. John-117
369. Sergeant Major Avery J. Johnson
370. Master Chief
371. The Arbiter
372. 343 Guilty Spark
373. J. Phallus
374. Plethora
375. Syne
376. Sylar
377. Dan Munro
378. Om
379. Finger
380. Strap
381. Rock out
382. Dorkus Malorkus
383. Consequence
384. Daniel Rainbow Munro
385. Anecdote
386. Parable
387. Eight billion degree kickflip
388. Davis
389. Davis Rainbow Lamey
390. Forthwith
391. Forthward
392. Therefore
393. Henceforth
394. Hitherto
395. Hitherbackwards
396. Combing Guy
397. Strawcolate
398. Chocoberry
399. Torben
400. Wentworth
401. Wii Balance Board
402. LUEshi
403. Bamboozle
404. Error
405. Frederico Bernandez
406. Derald
407. Dumpfrey
408. Joben
409. Mr. 11
410. 5.187.127.1
411. SAWWTBAM
412. Amalgamation
413. Dingus
414. Dumbpy
415. Kyriakos
416. Jris
417. Brosephaniel
418. Fizzbop
419. Beano
420. Bengy
421. Alfonso
422. Adolf
423. Yuri
424. Richard (dick)
425. Brucie
426. Alan
427. Grandmaster Ramrod
428. Wet
429. Dickface
430. Dandy Spearmint
431. Guardian Bagel
432. Syndormorem
433. Duck Down
434. Zenneth
435. Quaizar
436. Quinn
437. Maire
438. Aflame
439. Deafy McCanthear
440. Ambisextrous
441. Widdershins
442. Slore
443. Strongly Vaginal
444. Dildonic
445. Brime
446. Gigamonth
447. Paradiddle
448. Ratamacue
449. Samuel Cunt Edwards
450. Darling
451. Dipwit
452. Constable Willyfeather
453. The Cockulator
454. Leaky Bag
455. Actual Pie
456. qaz
457. Wruce Billis
458. Eyjafjallajökull
459. Seamus McSeamus
460. Dr Dicksheet
461. Ramrasta Bagrod
462. Forever Gratuitous
463. The Penguin Guy
464. Dick Butkus
465. sleepy dude
466. Elevator Q
467. Dolf
468. Davis
469. Jizzangle
470. DJ Roddler
471. Jizzpump
472. Jizzpumper
473. Hamish
474. Utesta
475. Church and Destroy
476. Birds of Prayer
477. Poppy Fields
478. Lawyus McGasm
479. Pelvis
480. Sonic McGilligan
481. Richard Taters
482. Wigbeard

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