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SAadverts, are a series of adverts, advertising the SAguys, as if they where cosmetics or other produce.

The idea came about in an SAconvo on the 29th of August, when the subject was the quality of chinese take-aways, Dan was talking about the chips that his chinese take-away in the past, used to supply.

Cactu: i used to go to the one near me to get chips rather than go the actual chip shop
Cactu: becuase the chips there were like what
Cactu: 50P
Xenochria: indian takeaway chips are fucknig dire
Cactu: half the price
Cactu: double the greatness
Cactu: i should go into advertisting


Jakes AdvertEdit

Cactu: Jake: need something hyping up?
Cactu: GET ONE NOW
Cactu: HE'LL CHART ALL YOUR PROGRESS
Cactu: IN EVERYTHING
Cactu: *psuuhhhhhhhhhh*
Cactu: Jake~
Cactu: get one today~

Toms AdvertEdit

Cactu: Need help?
Cactu: worried about the state of your friends?
Cactu: need a house clean?
Cactu: WELL WE HAVE A TOM FOR YOU
Cactu: *psuuhhhhhhhhh*
Cactu: Tom~
Cactu: mutli-purpose utility~

Ross' AdvertEdit

Cactu: *crying boy comes home*
Cactu: "mommy!! there picking on me again"
Cactu: *mother* "oh no! not again" 
Cactu: DOES THIS HAPPEN TO YOU?
Cactu: NEED A FRIEND FOR YOUR CHILD THAT CAN ALSO INTIMIDATE THE BULLYS?
Cactu: THEN GET A ROSS
Cactu: HE STANDS 23 FEET TALL, AND IS AS FRIENDLY AS THE BFG,
Cactu: OH WAIT HE IS!
Cactu: *psuuhhhhhhhhh*
Cactu: Ross~
Cactu: Warning may need drugs to live~


Jacobs AdvertEdit

Cactu: HEY YOU!
Cactu: YEAH YOU!
Cactu: LIKE CHEESE?
Cactu: OH BOY!
Cactu: DONT GET A JACOB!
Cactu: I SAID DONT!
Cactu: *psuuhhhhhhhhh*
Cactu: Jacob~
Cactu: will eat all your fucking cheese~

Dans AdvertEdit

Cactu: Are you a pretty generic guy?
Cactu: the kinda guy that needs 12 hours sleep?
Cactu: do you enjoy and like everything?
Cactu: ARE YOU A BASTARD THAT DOESNT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING AT THE SAME TIME?
Cactu: REALLY?!!?!?!
Cactu: THEN HOW ABOUT..
Cactu: :3c !!!!!
Cactu: *psuuhhhhhhhhh*
Cactu: Dan~
Cactu: :3c~

Doms AdvertEdit

Cactu: uh
Catcu: how the fuck do i advertise dom
Cactu: no srsly
Cactu: i can't think of anything to particularly advertise about him
Cactu: uh
Cactu: *psuuhhhhhhhhh*?
Cactu: Dom~?
Cactu: i guess?~

Davis AdvertEdit

Cactu: missing old friends?
Cactu: are you 20-40?
Cactu: want to be reminded of the good old days you spent raving?
Cactu: GET A FUCKING 'RAVIS
Cactu: HES THE FRIEND YOU ALWAYS WANTED
Cactu: ENJOY TALKING ABOUT ACID HOUSE AND OTHER GENRES
Cactu: YOU'LL LOVE HIS LITTLE QUIRKS OUT OF THE BLUE
Cactu: *psuuhhhhhhhhh*
Cactu: Davis~
Cactu: thinks your a legend~

Lameys AdvertEdit

Cactu: Lamey
Cactu: just a lamey

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