This is a timeline documenting every event that the SAGuys can remember. Exact dates are preferred, but not necessary. Feel free to correct anyone anywhere.
- Jake and Tom meet at Holgate.
- Tom and Jake have Zelda quizzes, where we basically tested each other on our Zelda knowledge. Tom also wore blue beads in his hair, a fact that he supposedly says never happened.
- Tom leaves for Wales and does not return until year 11.
- Jacob and Lamey meet on the Sonic Games Social Board, anticipating the release of Sonic Heroes, under the guises of I egg man I and VenomWolffang
Unknown month Edit
- Jake and Jacob meet online, invited into a conversation by Tom Smith, in which Jake had "skcesttub raht olah y" in his name. Jacob recongised this as "y halo thar buttsecks" backwards, a LUE fad. The rest is history.
- Jacob and Emma start their e-relationship.
- Kris joins LUElinks.
- Jake joins LUElinks.
- Jacob meets Laura on the tram to a New Found Glory concert.
- Jacob joins LUElinks.
- The first three Nugs meet, Ross, Jacob and Jake, along with Josh. Josh and Jake notice a midget family before they arrive, joking about if Jacob and Ross were them. They had no idea what either of them looked like. Jacob wore a long, leather trencthcoat, and greeted us with "Y HALO THAR BUTTSECKS". Jake repeated "NO WAY" for a few minutes.
December (maybe) Edit
- Jacob and Emma end their e-relationship.
Unknown Month Edit
- Kris and Jake meet online, and Jake gets him a 500 topic, "because Kris was getting his own place n thought he'd never have net again"
- Jess is invited to one of the early "superconvos", and Jake adds her. She then became a regular from then on.
- Nugfest I takes place, history is born. Buttnugget is spawned, Jake breaks Jacob's Gamecube and we stay up all night playing Four Swords Adventures. (April 1st)
- Ant joins LUElinks.
- Ant and Jake meet online, via LUElinks, in which Ant spoils Advent Children, a film Jake was looking forward to. Jake then gave him a bad token, and they argued over it online for a while. Ant and Jake were then invited to the same conversation, along with Wolfy and Mez, and made an unofficial group that lasted a year or so.
- Tom returns from Wales, the Zelda quizzes happen once again, along with a couple of pre-Dom OoTRaces, which Tom kept winning. Though on one that I was winning on, Tom kicked his N64 and it crashed so we quit.
- The Nugs finish Four Swords Adventures.
Unknown month Edit
- The Buhniggers are born.
- The Nugs disband.
- Jake finishes making Fire Red 386.
- Jake, Tom and Jacob start college.
- The Buhniggers go to the first Video Games Live, which paled to the second.
- OoTRace II occurs. Jake wins.
- Jake starts his driving lessons.
- Wintereenmas I takes place as Dan's house, where Jake and Tom meet him for the first time. That scary guy was there, along with Cum Craving Teens.
- LANFest I takes place at Jake's house. Josh's PC didn't work and just browsed the internet over the two days. Jacob becomes renowned for being an annoying drunk.
- AoE season is in full swing.
- Jake invents the Microwaved Milky Way.
- Dom and Jake's 3 stone package of NHS propaganda arrives.
- Lamey is introduced to the SAConversations, through Jacob. Also officially gets his LL account, again, through Jacob, returning a debt Jacob felt he owed ever since Lamey gave him his LUE account.
- The AoE Tourney begins.
- LANFest II occurs in Dom's garage. We all watched Jake play Schoolmate, a hentai game. It was weird. Jacob meets Dan here for the first time.
- Ross starts college and the SAGuys gain their name. Roster consisted of Jake, Dom, Tom, Jacob and Ross.
- Jake and Jacob get into a chess fad.
- The Nugs plan to have a reunion at the Nugwheel, Laura bails though and it never happened.
- The SAGuys go to London and for the second Video Games Live concert.
- Jake gets his job at FRD.
- Wintereenmas II occurs, Jake has to leave early due to starting his job for the first time the following morning.
- Jake purchases the Xenomobile.
- The SAGuys go to Dan's house for LANFest III.
- SAHouse has a genuine effort to come to life; the SAGuys frequently visit potential houses.
- SAWiki is born.
- Jake gets Rock Band, his favourite game ever, and has played it daily since.
- Jake develops his obsession with Paramore, and then Hayley Williams. That's right, in that order. He had no idea what she looked like at first.
- Super Smash Bros. Brawl is released in Europe. The SAGuys got their expectations too high, numerous delays and the Smash Dojo being two of many factors, and as such, the game was considered fairly lackluster by most.
- Jake, Tom, Jacob and Dom leave college and choose not to go to university. Dom becomes a supporting character, fulfilling the "College Friends" prophecy.
- Tom buys Jake's second copy of Rock Band off of him.
- The SAGuys visit the potential SAHouse in West Bridgeford inhabited by those student chicks.
- Tom gets the Hylian Crest tattooed on his arm.
- Jake and Tom visit that little cottage for a potential SAHouse, with a sweet ass basement.
- Jacob and Tom get their jobs at FRD.
- A new season of AoE starts again for the SAGuys.
- SAHouse dies due to lack of interest and participants.
- Jake passes his driving test, finally.
- Jake, Tom and Jacob lose their jobs at FRD, due to the company going down.
- Dan leaves the SAGuys forever, not citing a reason.
- Tom joins LUElinks, invited by Jake.
- Jake begins his daily Hayley Williams topic reminders on LUElinks.
- The SAGuys start playing Monopoly online.
- The season of AoE ends.
- Ross joins LUElinks, invited by Jacob.
- Tom, Jake and Jacob nearly get into a fatal car accident where the Xenomobile's brakes stopped working briefly. It was scary as shit.
- The SAGuys make a concious effort to go to university; only Jacob gets his application done on time, choosing five courses and filling in the whole application, including reference and personal statement, within three days.
- Lamey makes a series of videos based upon Kris's previous voice clips.
- Due to a major argument, Lamey temporarily leaves the SAGuys.
- Jake, Tom, Ross and Jacob drive down to Canterbury to meet Kris in real life, for the first time ever. The event was magnficent. The following day, Tom spent the entire afternoon locked up in Jake's hot car while the others played Monopoly.
- Kris leaves for Japan.
- Tom and Jake go to Hull for the first time.
- Jake sells the Xenomobile due to lack of funding.
- Tom and Jake visit the Castle in Hull a second time.
- Lamey returns.
- Jake was working on his music tech application material for De Montfort, but was rejected anyway.
- Ant leaves the SAGuys, due to being BAWWed of out existence.
- Tom purchases Left 4 Dead as a gift to Lamey, only for his computer to not run it properly. A couple of weeks later, Lamey's PC dies.
- Kyri and Curry join the SAGuys.
- Lamey's Team Fortress 2 Fiasco begins.
- Jake, Jacob and Lamey decide to sign up for Twitter accounts; Kris and Curry already had them.
- Jake and Tom go to see Silversun Pickups.
- Lamey purchases a new PC, capable of running Left 4 Dead and Vista. Along with this, Lamey's Team Fortress 2 Fiasco also ends.
- Possibly the final RB Day occurs. Dom visits, too.
- The SAGuys disband as they all leave for Uni.
- Jake gets his job working as a drum author for Rhythm Authors.
- A new Worms season starts.
- Jacob agrees to change his MSN screenname to "Scroto McLoosehole" for six months, with the promise of £10 from various SAGuys upon completion.
- Jake & Ian go to see Paramore live. This marks the first (And likely last) time Jake will see Paramore live.
- The SAGuys return home for Christmas and hang out this one time
- Jake gets Curry an LL invite for Christmas.
- Tom gets on the train.
- Jake, Dom and Jacob celebrate the new year by creating the Not Quite White Russian.
- Worms seasons ends due to Hamachi and Daemon tool related problems.
- Jake pays his £10 owed to Jacob for "Scroto McLoosehole" early.
- Ant returns to the SAGuys after a long hiatus.
- Ant finds out that Dom and Dannii aren't siblings, after like four years.
- After not hearing from him for over a month, the SAGuys learn that Tom isn't dead.
- Jacob triumphantly completes the Scroto McLoosehole bet.
- Tom goes MIA. Now presumed dead.
- Worms Season 2010 officially begins sort of. Shopper games introduced.
- Earthquake in Japan. Kris and Jill have a bit of a mad week.
- Lamey comes down from Birkenhead for Jake's 22nd birthday, proving that he does exist. This accounts for the first meeting of Lamey with any other member of the SAGuys.
- Jake and Nat start going out.
- Jake's band has its first and only gig.
- AoE season 2012 begins.
- Tom and Jake meet again, after a near three-year absence.
- Nat and Jake move in together.
- AoE HD is released; a new season begins.
- Curry meets up with Kyri in London before Kyri sets off on the Mongol Rally.
- Jacob and Curry go for a few pints whilst both living in London.
- Jacob, Kris, Jill and Curry all meet up in London to go for food and see Pacific Rim at the IMAX.
- Jacob, Tom and Jake meet up for the first time in years. We play Ticket to Ride, Monaco and Castle Crashers.
- The Great Divide.
- Lamey meets up with Curry while in Newcastle for university interviews; the second sighting of Lamey in the wild.
- Jacob's Kid List is found in the depths of his old files, containing countless old in jokes and two possible Luke's IP Addresses.
- Lamey gotlaid.
- Ian and Jess met at Gamescom
- Lamey starts university in Newcastle, doing the exact same course that Curry just completed. It is around this time that he leaves the SAGuys, permanently, this time.
- Thorpe Park meetup: Jacob, Ian, Curry, Jill and Kris. Ian and Kris make a pact. If Ian rides Stealth, Kris will ride detonator/dominator/whatever it was. They both hold up their end of the bargain. Smash Bros 3DS demo is played in the queues a lot. Sheik tho.
- Jacob finally meets Lamey while in Newcastle for an interview.
- Ian moves to California
- Curry moves to London
- Jacob moves to Mobberley, a nothing-place, for a job in Knutsford.
- Jake, Nat and Jacob meet in Hucknall's Costa as we all happened to be there at the same time.
- Ian returns from California
- Jess moves to the UK
- Jake, Ian, Kris & Jacob encounter Scott Dumpy for the first time.
- Kris has a party wherein his cat gets kicked by a male stripper. Jacob, Ian and Curry were there also. CaH, beerio kart and smash was played - it was great.