MORE JALAPEÑOS PLEASE is a statement bellowed by Jacob at a Subway at the poor sandwich artist who dared to only put a normal amount of jalapeños on his £3 meal deal sandwich. She trembled in fear as she covered his cheese sandwich in those additional jalapeños that they both knew would come out of her meagre paycheque. Her child died of starvation later that month. Thanks Jacob.
Update: During Fuck Day, Jake made Jacob recreate this event at Subway again. He didn't even want the extra jalapenos.