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Also known as Kristofferson and Speshul K.

Also a blade, guys.

KRIS IS MARRIED TO JILL, FOR REAL.

Jake: VOICE LIEK A CATFIGHT 
Jake: LOOKS LIEK PUKE 
Jake: WHO'D EVER WANT TO MARRY 
Jake: A FEMALE GOOK 
Kris: looks like an outhouse 
Kris: voice like a rake 
Kris: whod ever want to marry 
Kris: jake
THATS WHAT YOU GET WHAT YOU LET YOUR HAIR GO

GIIII-IIIII-IIIIIIIIINGERRRRR

- Referring to Hayley Williams
[19:45:39] Kris: http://imgur.com/gallery/n58N0fM :3333333
[19:45:59] Jess: for a second i thought i was looking at doo doo on someone hands
[19:46:06] Jess: and was questioning Kris's sainity
[19:46:21] Kris: how are you jessica franks
[19:46:26] Jess: I'm pretty good
[19:46:30] Jess: and you?
[19:46:34] Kris: i meant to type how dare you but
[19:46:35] Kris: im ok

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