Jake is quite the theorist. Very occasionally, one of these theories will be proven to be correct, despite the rareness of this.
- People on LL who vote on links are sheep.
- The reasoning behind this is that the first few votes/posts on a link/topic generally decide the user's opinions on the matter.
- Jacob is gay.
- For the ample evidence and reasoning behind this, please see the appropriate Jacob is Gay page.
- If you go AFK in Worms for a long period of time, you will become most likely to win the round.